I have square eyes.  Actually more of a 16:10 ratio.

I’ve spent the whole night in front of two screens.  One has been full of maps and guides and Google calendar, as I plan my writing itinerary for New York.

The other one is the tv.  It’s had ITV on all night.  Kylie’s special is just about to start.  And I’ve just shed a tear for Andy, freshly eliminated talentless show The X-Factor.

I cried at The X-Factor.

Oh please God, take me now.